plz talk dirty to me
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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