vagina is talking i cant
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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