Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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