is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
Randomize
