i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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