If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
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