question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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