i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
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She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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