I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
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So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
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I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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