Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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