does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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