You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
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He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
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I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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