idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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