You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
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You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
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Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
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An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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