It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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