I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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