It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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