And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I didn't notice because vodka
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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