If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
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I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
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okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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