At least make sure they are 18
Why
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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