I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I have tasted many bathrooms
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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