He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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