Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
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