Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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