I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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