Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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