Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
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Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
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Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
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