remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
Randomize
