I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
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i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
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I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
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