Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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