my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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