kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
She's like a pop up book from hell.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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