so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
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he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
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Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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