Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
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Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
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I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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