No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
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I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
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That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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