do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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