Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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