ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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