If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
either way he was missing a nipple.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
