im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
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