Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
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Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
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Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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I hugged the bouncer as we left.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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