I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
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