Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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