Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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