I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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