So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
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I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
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Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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