whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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