Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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