He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
honey bunches of taint.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
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found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
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I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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