There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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