woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
The power of my boobs compel you
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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