john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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