whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
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Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
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Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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