You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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