Small penises have feelings too.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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