so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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