I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
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You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
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My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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