I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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