i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
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He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
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Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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